Written on 7:18 PM by boy141
Today is Tuesday, not Thursday. I am sitting in this shitty classroom trying to listen to my shitty professor explain regression. Gawd he is a horrible teacher.
Dear the University of Memphis, the Fogelman College of Business, Rajiv Grover, Dhaliwal, and other people who don't care,
I want to know how you let Dr. Mohammad Amini teach a doctoral level class or any class. Have you not looked at his previous teacher evaluations? Hell, I found them, but I still can't figure out what that shit means. Why can't you let student view student opinions? It would embarrass the hell out of the professor. I would like to complain that he is an ineffective teacher. At the moment, he cannot manage one class. The reason I say that is we (ISDS 8530 - Fall 09) had to take an extra TWO days of class in order for him to cover the material.
Let me explain. During fall break, he required us to meet and present our presentations because he could not manage his time. This happened again during Thanksgiving break where he required us to meet on Tuesday because Thursday we were out of class.
I believe it is school policy that he cannot require us to have class on a day we are not scheduled to have. Shit, it's the PhD program, there are no rules. Us PhD students have to suffer doing slave labor with shitty pay. Our textbooks are not even paid for.
Mohammad Amini does not give back exams in a reasonable time. At the time of writing, it has been 3 weeks since I have seen the first exam. I am expecting an A in this class from the lack of teacher-student communication. Our classroom is a piece of shit. It is always freezing. Also, there are not enough outlets for me or any of my classmates to plug in my laptop for a shitty 3-hour class.
I am seriously ready to load the guns and send this shit off. The Internet is the worst thing ever because people are searching for terms such as "Mohammad Amin", "University of Memphis", "phd" and they land on this blog. Please read this: the PhD program at the University of Memphis is a piece of shit and a joke!
Seriously, I am sitting here instead of home on a fucking Tuesday. This class ruins peoples' lives. There are 13 people in here who are more miserable and confused as I am (THANK YOU DR. BABAKUS, YOU'RE AN AWESOME TEACHER!).
Gawd. Amini is going over numbers in the presentation. Guess what? They're sized to the powerpoint so the numbers are
TINY and our slides are in PDF form so you can't even read it. Shit, Amini is having a hard time trying to read the shit on the powerpoint.
"I spent time over the years perfecting these powerpoints for you."
Eat shit and die cause that is a lie. Such an embarrassment. This class and program is an embarrassment. Thank god work is paying for this shit and that I have a job.
The only reason I come to class is because somehow attendance counts for this class. who knew?
Written on 8:43 AM by boy141
It's Thursday. I expect to get my test back today. Hell no. He came in saying "alright guys, we have to vote on what we're going to do for the next 3 weeks."
This class is total shit. Amini can't plan this class worth a damn. God, I fucking hate him. If I don't get a B in this class, I am raising hell. Again, this is the reason why I want to become a professor. Get tenure, then start teaching like shit. Speaking of, I haven't posted what this douche makes:
Here's what this douche is proposing:
Have class Tuesday/Wednesday (Thanksgiving week).
Our regular class meeting is on Thursday which is Thanksgiving. What the fuck. It's not my fault that you can't teach / organize / manage which results in me taking another day off from work to "makeup" a class. How the fuck can you not manage this class?!
I would understand if you have other classes to teach! Shit, I just looked up other classes he is teaching this semester. Guess how many he's teaching this semester ? 3? 2? 5? No. asshole is only teaching 1. ONE FUCKING CLASS. How can anyone trust him in managing their "supply chain" when he can't manage to teach one fucking 3-hour class. Total shit.
Exam:
Option 1: Mon 11/30 - Wed 12/2
Option 2: Th 12/3 - Sunday 12/6
Option 3: Wed 11/25 - Mon 11/30
I have no fucking clue why he is moving the test/final exam from the proposed date (12/7-12/11) to this outrageous pile of dog shit. I am guessing he has to meet-up with his pimp in Dubai. Seriously, I am leaning towards option 3. Also, the last test, I had 4 days to do the exam. This time, for some strange reason, it has to be 3 days. TOTALLY UNFAIR!
Oh Oh! I think amini has learned how to use email! The douche said that he would *EMAIL* the test to us on Wednesday (11/25). Wow, what the hell happened on test #1? When he stated that he would email us, I was like "REALLY?!" I guess word spread (like wildfire HA!) that I had posted the damn exam on the net. He's trembling in his sandals!
Wow. Amini said something that I've been preaching for years: "Professors in the business school makes more money than any department across campus. (i had to fix the grammar) (Amini 2009)." He chuckled. Such a fucking EGO!
He kept this up throughout the class since we're talking about salary between business, fine arts, and science. Yes, it's a lecture involving regression with dummy predictor variables.
Btw, since I am trippin this morning - it is fucking cold in this room. Hell, I think it's warmer outside than in this shitty classroom. It's like 60 in here while it's fucking 70 outside. I had to go to a teacher's office to pick up a heater cause it was too damn cold.
3 fucking weeks to go. Hell, i didn't have to makeup another class, I would have 2 weeks to go. Total shit.
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Written on 11:41 AM by boy141
It's still the Dark Ages in Amini's class. I'm surprised that the classroom actually have lights and electricity. How can I describe my classroom? It's a pale-grey room with 1 2x10 glass window. Shit the window is hidden behind a wall and you can't even tell it's there. Depressing right? I'm surprised that the room isn't decorated with candles and that we're using a quill and ink to take notes (I prefer doodling pikachus).
So here's the 411 on the midterm: it's take home exam. We all know if a take home exam is given, it's fucking hard - porn star hard. Factor in my instructor can't teach and that we haven't gone over the homework, we all are going to fail. Where should I start? I can tell you that this will be a memorable post. Granted, I should've posted this yesterday, but I was fucking tired.
Let's talk about the test. Better yet, how it was dispersed. Amini instructed us to come to campus, receive our test, and go home. Why waste almost 2 gallons of gas to go to campus for 30 mins, pick up the exam, and go back to work. Why not email it or administrate it online so EVERYONE can get it whenever they feel like it and not waste time or gas. I rather save 4 dollars on gas and 2 hours of my time. The reasons Amini gave was total dog shit. Here's a list I jotted down during class:
1) I don't want people to have the test (future cheating).
2) I want you to sign the contract.
3) I want to make sure that everyone gets it.
4) If you're in the PhD program, you have to be committed.
5) I (amini) won't be there.
Yes, #5 he won't be there because he will be "out of town." What kind of dope are you smoking? Wait, let me reiterate
Associate Director, FedEx Center for Supply Chain Mgmt
Director, Enterprise Simulation & Optimization Lab (eSOL)
Professor Department of Marketing & Supply Chain Management
Okay, so your topic is "supply chain mgmt" and "optimization." Why the fuck can't you use blackboard/elearn/university's bulletin board system?! I bet you don't know how! Your approach is to save resources ie my god damn time and money(#4).
Actually, from what I learned during class is that he doesn't really know how to use a computer. I hate teachers that don't know how to use technology. Technology is supposed to benefit my life so I don't have to drive through traffic, find a god damn parking space, and walk my ass to class. Hell, if you post it online, you can actually see when people download it and say "HEY DUMBASS STUDENT, YOU SHOULD'VE DOWNLOADED IT EARLIER. I CAN SEE WHEN YOU HAD LOGGED IN AND DOWNLOADED THE EXAM." (#3)
My sister lives on campus so I made some deal with her to get the test at 9AM. Let me tell you, she was pissed as hell going there. She lives in the middle of campus and the b-school is way on the other side. Yup - total shit. Anyways, she picked up the exam and read it and was like "WTF is this mess? Why is there a watermark on the page?"
Even she agrees that this (test/class) is pure dog shit. Let's talk about #1.





There! It's all online! I scanned it and uploaded it to the net. If I had cared more, I would've typed that shit out and made it fucking searchable for users. I love the footer of each page "Exam I Copying, Reproducing, and Distribution of the Contents of this Exam is Prohibited." I feel like that sentence is grammatically incorrect. Oh, here's something about each test. My name is watermarked! Actually, it's not watermarked but inked-marked like a watermark. I have no fucking clue why the hell he did that. Shit, what i did to bypass that was to make a copy of the paper, then make a copy of that paper. The watermark was gone after the 3rd round. What a fucking douche. I still don't know why he's so afraid of people having the exam. The only way you could complete it if you had the dataset files (i'll upload that later).
#2 - I want you to sign the contract.
I turned in the stupid test, but didn't sign it. There isn't a clause in that dogshit test that says "by accepting this exam, you agree to my shitty rules." Ha! Freedom of the press or whatever. AMERICA - FUCK YEAH!
6 pages of shit. I swear my teacher has no sense of time except arriving to class and torturing us. If you look at the exam, it looks easy. The data in the datafiles look good/correct. I had estimated it would take me a day or so to complete the entire test and wouldn't worry about it being due monday.
I guessed wrong. Man, was I fucking wrong about this test. This exam should take a person at least 7 days to complete.
Amini said in class "if you have done the homework and redo the problems we've done in class, you should be fine in taking this exam."
BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. Let me explain, the homework problems are really easy. The book says "if this value is this, you don't have to do this." It takes the good route. Well for Amini's test it's basically "if you have this value, then you HAVE to do this. Good luck sucker!" It took me 40 hours to do complete it. Even I questioned if my answers were reasonable. It was fucking crazy. I started working on it mid-day Friday till 7, all of Saturday (2 to 2 AM), Sunday evening. I stayed all night at the office on sunday. I finished the bastard at 9 AM monday morning. Total dog shit. I was in such a shitty mood. I had 47 pages of pure lolness dog shit. I wanted to sprinkle my test with anthrax and just hand it in, hoping that he'll croak over while reading my paper on the john. He also wanted a copy of everything I used. I had to go to Office Depot and buy a pack of CDs just for this shitty class. I burned the shit on the CD and headed to school. I dropped the shit off at his office and said "you know, what you said in class wasn't true. I did the homework and it was still incredibly hard." He told me he designed the test like that because in real-life, you won't have data that will be correct. and I told him, "well, you should've taught us that in class. instead of moving from powerpoint to powerpoint." Yup, such a shitty teacher. I hope I get a B on the midterm, anything less, I'm raising hell again like I did with Wilkes (FU btw, hope you died choking on your wife's cock).
Oh, he gave me a hard time about not binding my test or putting it in something "presentable." WTF, it's not even on the 1st page. I told him "it didn't say that on the exam." He pointed to a stack of papers of my peers and I said "well, do you have an envelope?" He got a used one, and handed it to me. Andrew came in afternoon and broke that silence. He said he finished it in two days. Man, I want to compare my shit to his and see what it is all about.
I'll find out Thursday on what I made.
How can a 6-page, 4 problem midterm exam result in 47 pages of utter dogshit?
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Written on 7:11 AM by boy141
(sorry, i didn't click publish post. this is old shit)
Sorry for not posting for the last 4-5 weeks. I've been busy at work or I just don't have much to talk about. Well great news folks - I have shit to say even though I am busy as hell at work.
Let's Begin.
You know how technology is supposed to improves our lives? Here's one example: email - you can communicate to the masses practically free of charge and with ease of speed compared to calling people or sending out snail mail. Well shit, my teacher still lives in the fucking Dark Ages. I posted on my fb status
"wtf amini. you should've sent an email saying class was cancelled instead of all of us being at class and then sending in your TA to say class is cancelled AND we have to make it up."
That sums it up. It was raining that day (week 4 or some shit) and traffic was bad. I didn't even feel like going to class cause it is fucking boring. In addition, I had a great teacher who taught me all this shit and don't want to learn it wrong. Yes, I know it's a "review," but he's teaching this shit so wrong. This proves it - once you get tenure, you can still teach like shit and still have a job.
I was fucking pissed off that Amini pulled that shit. His TA showed up around 9:30 (class starts at 9) and told us. I'm like "doesn't he know how to email us?" Still, I didn't have to sit for 3 hours listening to a shitty lecture with every sentence being followed with "is that right?" He's the shitty part: "Amini wants to make up this class day with the following: blah. You all have to choose."
I'm in my WTF mode. He fucking missed class, why do I owe him my time and rearrange my schedule to accommodate him? Oh Oh! Here's two of the choices that I was laughing about: Thursday 9AM-12PM, Thursday 1-4 PM.
The regular class time is already 9AM-12PM. That is some shit right, my teacher doesn't even know our regular class time. Me being a jackass yelled out "Thursday 9AM-12PM!" But someone, someone said "that's our regular class time." Right then and there, that person is a fucking tool. All their cool points - gone. We voted to make up on Tuesday 1-4. Whatever guys.
One of my former profs is one of my facebook friend and he came up to me the other day saying "i would've emailed the whole class and would've been pissed as hell like you were." I laughed. People are listening.
Tuesday: Makeup day
Today is presentation day about the shitty data that I've received. My group did well except for comments here and there from Amini. I inadvertently used the word "avg" instead of "mean." I was like "it means the same thing." And we debated for a while. Shit, whatever. Throughout my presentation I mocked him saying "MEAN" with those annoying finger quote shit. I learned one thing in my class - people really don't know how to do a presentation. Almost all the powerpoints looked like shit. People don't know how to do a presentation. If they all went into the workfield, they would look like morons. For the most part of presentation, I didn't care about anything. I was still pissed off about making up this shitty class. Belton asked a question and I was thrown off by the question. I almost shat (past tense of shit) on her face. Overall, our presentation looked clean while everyone else's look like 2nd graders did it. We had comments on our presentation. It was still fucking boring.
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Written on 5:21 PM by boy141
So tonight I had a team meeting with my teammate to checkup on each other's work. He had about 90% completed while I have like 98% done. I definitely wanted to check my work on this hellacious HW (it's easy but too damn long) involving promotions and statistics. Unforunately, he didn't have it completed. Well it's all me tonight. I vented a few things of how much I hate Michelle Belton and Kettinger altogether. He gave me some advice, on dealing with Kettinger, but I rather have Cheney come and blow his face off.
Here's what really disturbed me. He wants to be in Michelle's group. HORSE'S ASS right there. I doubt that this strategy will work since Amini is dead set on having 3 people in a group. Anyways, he said that this class will be a lot of work. At the moment, it doesn't look like it to me. I'm just breezing through this mess. I'm somewhat offended, but whatever. As long as I get an A in the course, that's all that matters to me. TOTAL PWNAGE.
Class tomorrow, hopefully I don't try to bitch out bitch-face.
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Written on 8:03 AM by boy141
Yay, class!
So I showed up today, about 5 minutes before class and the room was dysfunctional arranged like Kettinger had it last time, a giant 0. It kind of threw me off cause it was like this last week, but me and Michelle arranged the tables into 2 columns, 6 rows like a normal classroom. Why the hell doesn't Kettinger put the classroom back like it was? He goes somewhere, stirs the pot and leaves it be. What a l0ser.
So I had a surprised today when I came into class. I was originally paired with Vlad for my group. Dr. Amini said to sit in your groups. So I got up, went over there and tried to sit down. Then Michelle told Dr. Amini that Vlad was in her group. Vlad and I said that you (bitch-face Michelle) said to us last week that you were going to be teamed up with someone other guy (who didn't attend class last week). She was being a prude and said that it was going to be Vlad, her, and some other Indian girl. She was very demanding of it. This fired me up cause I was left to a group with the guy who didn't show up (which is actually better). If it was just I alone, I would've gone to the other group.
Damn her. She really makes me mad and we have some history together (no, not a relationship). We had a class together with oldy-moldy Brooks. She and Piss House ratted me out to Brooks on cheating an exam (it is not my fault I had the same class and exam back in UGRAD). So I got a C in the damn class. Whatever. I'll retake it and score an A later on in life. He'll still be using the same exam anyways (that or he dies, which I live peacefully on). Anyways, bitch-face works at the university as an administrator. So I decided to look up how much she makes (yes, I am hateful).

Yup, that's her. She makes a bit more than me, but damn it. I am going to pwned her in something other than peeing standing up. Eh, I think she could do that too. There's more hate at the end of this post.
Back to the story. Unofficially, I am not in the PhD program. My GMAT score is a bit low while my GRE score is on borderline acceptance (I SUCK AT THESE TESTS). I believe what happened was that bitch-face talked to Kettinger last week about me showing up in class and he advised her to not interact with me. Therefore, keeping Vlad in her group and away from being in my group. I should've called her ass out in class. Should've slammed the C word on her too. God, I hate her and I need a drink.
So I got paired up with a guy who didn't come to class last week. He seems like a cool guy, real smart and all. Not a complete bitch like Michelle. He's been in the program for 3 years, part time like me. He's survived. Looks like I have a role model. I think he will keep me sane in this class.
Class went all right. It's the same stuff I learned in Babakus's class (Marketing Research MKTG 71somenumber). It's a refresh for me at this point, which I do appreciate.
During break, I was talking with Aaron (cool one, not pisshouse) and some other guy. They were telling me how Amini has "mellowed" down a bit since teaching PhD classes. Amini has been at it for 3 years. The first year was much more of a disaster than anything because he assumed students would know their stuff or something. Now, he's really hands on, for which I do appreciate.
I cooled down a bit in class. I watched how Amini struggled with his laptop and trying to get SPSS running. It basically shat on him. Amazing right? So at the end of class, I decided to help him out. Unfortunately, guess who was around the corner ready to pounce back - bitch-face. Damn it, when did she get hyena-based traits?
She was like "you don't have to do that Terry, the program will correct itself." After thinking about it on the way to work, I should've said "then why the hell has he had this problem?!" Go Duck yourself. God, why couldn't I have pissed on her sooner?! One day, when she's bored, she will Google herself and see how much shit I have posted about her.
After class, I wanted to say hello to the chair and asked him if he has any bitch work for me to do. Went to the office and noticed it was pratically empty. What gives? I asked his secretary and she said he was promoted to Academic Dean. That's pretty awesome right there. Then I asked her who was taking over as chair. She said Llyod Brooks. My heart and brain sank. The whole department is going under! Brooks will make the MIS department a joke. Indians will be running around ruining the program. Damn it all to hell.
2 weeks down, 12 to go.
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Written on 1:09 PM by boy141
First day of school! Wait, it should say
First day of school. Yes, that's how tired I was this morning. Last night, I participated in our work's fantasy football. I did decent. I had my laptop out and was decked with Excel spreadsheets. I loaded the roster into my comp the night before and did some stats against it. Unfortunately, I was first to pick in the draft which totally sucks cause the next time I would pick was seat 24. Suxxxxxxxxx. Anyways, I hit on our waitress, got her name (she has a bf, but whatev). I facebook'd her and man-o-man, she's a Ole Miss 9. Love at first sight folks. Love at first sight.
Like I was saying, I was dragging to class. After the draft ended (around 9ish), I stayed late at the office to get some work done. I finished around 12:30ish. I decided to stay at my rent's house which isn't too far away from the office instead of driving to midtown. I got home around 1:15 and took a shower. It was around 1:30 when I was klunked out.
I set my alarm clock to wake me at 7:15. I texted the little sister to find out how long it would take to get to campus from c'ville. She said 45 mins. If I had stayed at my house, it would be about 15 mins. Man, those 30 mins sound so good right now.
The drive to campus is hell. I hate the commute. I have to go the speed limit in cville, then speed at the g-town/memphis border and hop on the interstate to get to campus. Rubbernecking is the worst/stupid event I've experienced. It only takes a handful of people braking to make it look like there is a long ass traffic jam a mile away.
I got to campus around 8:20. Made some good time. Didn't speed or anything. The problem is: there is nowhere to fucking park. Why do people want 8AM classes? It should be illegal on campus to have 8AM classes. The central parking lot was 95% full. I had to park in the boonies. I don't have shit in my car to steal so I was safe. I would use my hacked hangtag to park in the garage, but I have to wait until the university vehicles get their new hangtag. So far, they're using the old one. At least I can get my 1 mile walk out of the way.
So I showed up to class around 8:30. Only me and this one chick was there. She was in my database class that I took under shit-head Lloyd Brooks. Other people started to arrive closer to 9.
Here's a breakdown of my class:
6 or 7 MIS people, 3 marketing folks, 3 management folks.
I guess word is out that MIS at Memphis is shitty easy. Getting into the program is a pain in the ass (more on that later).
Dr. Amini is my prof. He seems really down to earth. Hell, he said "hell" in the first 2 minutes of the class. Yes folks, this will be one hell of a class. He introduced himself for about 20 mins or so. He's done a hell of a lot, but damn- look at this.
Dr. Mehdi Amini, Ph.D.
Professor, Management Science & SCM
Director, Enterprise Simulation & Optimization Lab (eSOL)
Associate Director, FedEx Center for Supply Chain Management
Fogelman College of Business & Economics
The University of Memphis
(901) 678-2479; mamini@memphis.edu
Yeah. That shit is on the first slide of his powerpoint. It reminds me of a certain individual (ie. "SENIOR" Associate Dean Catfish Delvin Hawley, bullshit etc). Oh yeah, forgot to mention he's got stuff about teaching in Sweden. Titles and Titles. I need to become an ordained minister, senator, reverend, representative, el presidente and lawyer to get this title
Mr. Former President for the House of Represenative, Senator, Reverend & Pastor, Dr. T., Esquire, Ph.D., DDS
How ridiculous does that shit sound? That's going to be me one day. Come to think of it, why do pastors and ministers get the "Dr." title? I know they did some shitty work to become a pastor, but can't they get something else that isn't prestigious like Order last name? I had a teacher back at Ole Miss that had a PhD in theology. The department (computer science) and he was total bullshit. I don't give them the title of "Dr." only "Mr./Miss."
After his introduction, we did ours (took an hour). I was very casual with my introduction. I told them I was born and raised in Memphis, my majors in Undergrad, my Masters and why I was in the program. Seriously, I wanted to say "so I can start my work day at 11," but I lied and said some bull along the lines of research.
The rest of the class period (2 hrs) was just lecture. I had to rotate in my chair every 30 mins because my butt bone was stabbing the god awful plastic chairs. They are not for comfort and perfect to keep freshman awake. During break, I walked out of the classroom and towed in a comfy chair from one of the other classrooms. The teacher noticed and made a comment. The rest of the class either thought I was crazy or clever. Be entertained with my presence.
Dr. Amini gave us some homework. One thing about the PhD program that totally sucks is reading 40 pg journal articles. Why the hell does this shit have to be that long? I swear, having it summed down to at least 10 pages would satisfy the overall conclusion. I know it's something I have to get used to, but in all fairness, 10 trees would be saved.
1 week down, 13 to go.
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Written on 8:50 AM by boy141
I hope you all will enjoy reading my journey getting into and going through the PhD program at the University of Memphis. My field of study will be Management Information Systems. I heard that it's easy as shit here and most graduates land pretty decent jobs. Hopefully, I'll be badass. I just need to be officially accepted into the program and just beat the shit out of Aaron Peeveyhouse (gay bitch).
Why the hell am I going back to school? I already have 2 Bachelor's (Management Information Systems & Music) and 2 Master's (MBA and MSBA in Management Information Systems). Shouldn't those 2 be enough?
Somehow…Hell no.
I’ve made a small, incomplete list of reasons why I am going back to school to get my PhD.
1) 8-5 /9-6 is not for me.
Who wants to wake up at 7:30 in the morning? Shit not me. I did the 7:30 to 4:30 and I almost myself crazy. I miss waking up at 10AM.
Currently, I’ve adopted the 9-6 schedule. It’s still hard for me to get out of bed around 8 AM. At least by 9 traffic has died down and all the kids/crossing guards/cops are off the road (morning commute involves passing by 3 schools and hard oppression po-po’s). There should be a law/ordinance where schools should not be placed/built on roads where there are at least 4 lanes of traffic.
Shit, becoming a college professor would be nice. Waking up by a certain time. Teach a class here and there. Be home in time to watch Jeopardy.
2) Tenure
I've experience a hell of a lot of shitty professors in my day. Hell, let me list them (in hatred order from strongest to weakest):
1. Cynthia Zickos (quit teaching you whore)
2. Lloyd Brooks (just die bitch and quit letting Indians ruin the Masters program)
3. Ronald "Narcissistic" Wilkes (go fuck yourself)
4. Bill Kettinger
5. Melinda Pullen (nonprofessor but still CUNT)
6. Ceasar Rego (can never get fired)
7. John Holleman (pussy bitch)
8. Darren Treadway (fuck your exams)
9. "Catfish" Del Hawley (damn your daughter is so hawt but you’re ugly as a fish)
10. Mark "Douchebag" Lewis (douchebag)
11. Dexter Barr (horseface bitch)
12. My Music 205 Teacher (Jerry something, hope diabetes killed you by now)
13. L. Foulkes-Levy (I had a B in the class. She realized the mistake she made in the whole class and gave me a C. Fuck you times two).
Most of these teachers are still teaching. After having shitty student reviews semester after semester, these assholes are still teaching. Do you know why? Tenure - academic freedom. They've done their time and now they can do anything and be assholes. Even if they commit murder, they still have a job. Yeah, I dream of that life so I can be on some kid's asshole's list.
3) The pay.
Holy Shit. Have you seen what MIS professors make? I have no idea why any teacher in the business school division bitches and complains about their salary:

Most of the teachers listed above don’t even work as much as they do. They are hardly ever on campus and still make bank.. Hell, Ted Lee received tenure the year I took his class. I heard he was a great teacher, but after receiving tenure, he was a shithead (BTW, I HAVE ALL YOUR OLD EXAMS).
4) Vacay
So at my current job, I get two weeks of paid vacation and about... 10 days off for holidays which does not include MLK, Easter, Colombus Day.
Profs- basically get the whole month of Dec/Jan off, summers, spring break. So doing some cheap math – they make way too much money.
Right now, I just have to conquer the god damn GMAT so Kettinger can start sucking my cock. Damn him. Ever since he came around things changed against me. I'll rock his fucking world soon. I hope you all enjoy the blog and sorry for the rough start.
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