An Introduction
Written on 8:50 AM by boy141
I hope you all will enjoy reading my journey getting into and going through the PhD program at the University of Memphis. My field of study will be Management Information Systems. I heard that it's easy as shit here and most graduates land pretty decent jobs. Hopefully, I'll be badass. I just need to be officially accepted into the program and just beat the shit out of Aaron Peeveyhouse (gay bitch).
Why the hell am I going back to school? I already have 2 Bachelor's (Management Information Systems & Music) and 2 Master's (MBA and MSBA in Management Information Systems). Shouldn't those 2 be enough?
Somehow…Hell no.
I’ve made a small, incomplete list of reasons why I am going back to school to get my PhD.
1) 8-5 /9-6 is not for me.
Who wants to wake up at 7:30 in the morning? Shit not me. I did the 7:30 to 4:30 and I almost myself crazy. I miss waking up at 10AM.
Currently, I’ve adopted the 9-6 schedule. It’s still hard for me to get out of bed around 8 AM. At least by 9 traffic has died down and all the kids/crossing guards/cops are off the road (morning commute involves passing by 3 schools and hard oppression po-po’s). There should be a law/ordinance where schools should not be placed/built on roads where there are at least 4 lanes of traffic.
Shit, becoming a college professor would be nice. Waking up by a certain time. Teach a class here and there. Be home in time to watch Jeopardy.
2) Tenure
I've experience a hell of a lot of shitty professors in my day. Hell, let me list them (in hatred order from strongest to weakest):
1. Cynthia Zickos (quit teaching you whore)
2. Lloyd Brooks (just die bitch and quit letting Indians ruin the Masters program)
3. Ronald "Narcissistic" Wilkes (go fuck yourself)
4. Bill Kettinger
5. Melinda Pullen (nonprofessor but still CUNT)
6. Ceasar Rego (can never get fired)
7. John Holleman (pussy bitch)
8. Darren Treadway (fuck your exams)
9. "Catfish" Del Hawley (damn your daughter is so hawt but you’re ugly as a fish)
10. Mark "Douchebag" Lewis (douchebag)
11. Dexter Barr (horseface bitch)
12. My Music 205 Teacher (Jerry something, hope diabetes killed you by now)
13. L. Foulkes-Levy (I had a B in the class. She realized the mistake she made in the whole class and gave me a C. Fuck you times two).
Most of these teachers are still teaching. After having shitty student reviews semester after semester, these assholes are still teaching. Do you know why? Tenure - academic freedom. They've done their time and now they can do anything and be assholes. Even if they commit murder, they still have a job. Yeah, I dream of that life so I can be on some kid's asshole's list.
3) The pay.
Holy Shit. Have you seen what MIS professors make? I have no idea why any teacher in the business school division bitches and complains about their salary:
Most of the teachers listed above don’t even work as much as they do. They are hardly ever on campus and still make bank.. Hell, Ted Lee received tenure the year I took his class. I heard he was a great teacher, but after receiving tenure, he was a shithead (BTW, I HAVE ALL YOUR OLD EXAMS).
4) Vacay
So at my current job, I get two weeks of paid vacation and about... 10 days off for holidays which does not include MLK, Easter, Colombus Day.
Profs- basically get the whole month of Dec/Jan off, summers, spring break. So doing some cheap math – they make way too much money.
Right now, I just have to conquer the god damn GMAT so Kettinger can start sucking my cock. Damn him. Ever since he came around things changed against me. I'll rock his fucking world soon. I hope you all enjoy the blog and sorry for the rough start.
